• generaljinjur:

    “And then God sent unto me an ANGEL”

    Sir. SIR. That is a whole ass Nosferatu.

  • 10001gecs:

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    pumpkin bread you son of a bitch idiot

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

  • happyheidi:

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    Black cats in paintings 🐈‍⬛ x

    by eva fialka, vanessa stockard alisapaints

    (via strrawberrryjam)

  • vblr-deactivated20220113:

    today does not pass the vibe check i just want to lie on the floor

    (via klaushargreeveses)

  • thejoanglebook-deactivated20210:

    Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting “last” on every YouTube video.

    (via lord-worms-shakespeare-class)

  • lvl-7-kobold:

    i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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    now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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    we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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    “penguin brothers forever”

    (via lokidokeyartichoki)

  • afloweroutofstone:

    thepleasuregoblin:

    when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there’s no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior.

    OP I’m hitting you with a shovel

    (via joshpeck)

  • spockcoded:

    thepleasuregoblin:

    spockcoded:

    some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

    you are all sick in the head

    sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

    (via joshpeck)